Flipping through the channels the other night, I caught a glimpse of a couple of programs on what used to be music channels. MTV
and VH1. Both of the shows had the same premise - make an ass of
yourself fawning over a has been that's way past his prime so that
maybe, just maybe he'll give you the time of day and not further embarrass you in front of millions of viewers each week.
Enter: Bret Michaels
He's the star of one show...... Rock of Love Bus......now in its 3rd season.
THIRD season, wtf?
So Bret travels around the country in one bus and another bus filled with barely legal skanks follows behind. He tells them what to do, issues challenges, to see who can 'hang' *audible gag* with him, who's feelin' him, and who he's just not that
into. So he fondles them and screws them and whomever else he wants to
do. Discards a few each show and picks up a couple more. The last ones
were eliminated and new ones brought on because he 'wasn't feeling the emotional effort'.
Excuse me while I vomit.
Okay, I know there are some very materialistic bitches in the world who will stop at nothing to get their fifteen minutes of fame - regardless of whether it's good or bad fame. But you have to wonder what tragic events occurred in these girls lives that made them have such low self esteem that would make them think the way they're being treated is 'okay'.
Some of them might find him attractive and are acting on that. Some things do get better with age. Bret Michaels is one of them. He's not an ugly guy by any means.
This is what he used to look like: (the one in the red head thing, in case you didn't know)
This is him now:
He's
browned...and buffed...(and Botox'd and weave'd) and he's
almost...pretty - so it's not like they're fawning over a bunch of
nasty or anything.
Which brings me to Flava Flav. He's got his own show called The Flavor of Love. Sort of the same as Bret Michaels' show, but on FF's show, the 'winner' is supposed to end up marrying him.
Then:
And now:
Lawd have mercy.
WHAT THE FUCK, folks? The Bret Michaels thing I can kind of understand in comparison...but THIS? ^^^^^^^
And
let me just say...that after stomaching this through all the tapings
and eliminations, under the premise that one of the girls on his show
was going to end up marrying Flava Flav *shudder*, at the end of season
3 it was revealed he met someone off the show and had already gotten
married.
and VH1. Both of the shows had the same premise - make an ass of
yourself fawning over a has been that's way past his prime so that
maybe, just maybe he'll give you the time of day and not further embarrass you in front of millions of viewers each week.
Enter: Bret Michaels
He's the star of one show...... Rock of Love Bus......now in its 3rd season.
THIRD season, wtf?
So Bret travels around the country in one bus and another bus filled with barely legal skanks follows behind. He tells them what to do, issues challenges, to see who can 'hang' *audible gag* with him, who's feelin' him, and who he's just not that
into. So he fondles them and screws them and whomever else he wants to
do. Discards a few each show and picks up a couple more. The last ones
were eliminated and new ones brought on because he 'wasn't feeling the emotional effort'.
Excuse me while I vomit.
Okay, I know there are some very materialistic bitches in the world who will stop at nothing to get their fifteen minutes of fame - regardless of whether it's good or bad fame. But you have to wonder what tragic events occurred in these girls lives that made them have such low self esteem that would make them think the way they're being treated is 'okay'.
Some of them might find him attractive and are acting on that. Some things do get better with age. Bret Michaels is one of them. He's not an ugly guy by any means.
This is what he used to look like: (the one in the red head thing, in case you didn't know)
This is him now:
He's
browned...and buffed...(and Botox'd and weave'd) and he's
almost...pretty - so it's not like they're fawning over a bunch of
nasty or anything.
Which brings me to Flava Flav. He's got his own show called The Flavor of Love. Sort of the same as Bret Michaels' show, but on FF's show, the 'winner' is supposed to end up marrying him.
Then:
And now:
Lawd have mercy.
WHAT THE FUCK, folks? The Bret Michaels thing I can kind of understand in comparison...but THIS? ^^^^^^^
And
let me just say...that after stomaching this through all the tapings
and eliminations, under the premise that one of the girls on his show
was going to end up marrying Flava Flav *shudder*, at the end of season
3 it was revealed he met someone off the show and had already gotten
married.
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